[ICW Logo]
[Aggression Logo]
A stretch limo pulls up outside of the ICW Arena. The driver heads over to the back door and opens it for Agression Co-Owner Stephanie McMahon.
S: Thank you, sir.
D: You're welcome, Stephanie.
MEAN MARK: Stephanie McMahon has just arrived here at Aggre---what the??
Another limo pulls up right beside Stephanie's. She heads over to the driver.
S: Excuse me sir, but I wasn't expecting anyone else tonight. May I see identification?
The driver motions to the back window. Stephanie walks cautiously to the back and as the window rolls down, the camera zooms in to Steph's face. Her eyes get wide and her mouth drops open.....
[AGGRESSION INTRO!]
MM: We are live from the sold out ICW Arena! I'm Mean Mark Clemson and along side me is Paul Heyman!
[Full screen graphic of Ed, Nash and Iron Man and Adam and the Paynes with Erica between them]
MM: Adam Laskowski has answered the challenge of Ed Moorhouse! It will be a 6-Man No Disqualifications Icon Grudge Match at Iconicide! That promises to be one of the most violent matches in the history of ICW!
PH: I can't wait, Mark! Ed Moorhouse and the Executioners! No faction has ever been so vile, so twisted...so...
MM: So insanely pitiful and disgusting! The make me sick!
Wait a second...what's going on here?...
(The Iconotron shows Agression's new Backstage Babe Katelyn Hamm knocking on the Executioners' suite door. Ed Moorhouse answers.)
01: Hey baby. I was wondering when you were going to stop by.
KH: Umm...no. Ed, Stephanie just informed me that an Icon is here to see you. You are to be in the ring right now.
01: WHAT? That son of a----
(Ed storms out of the office as cameras follow him past stage hands, official business looking people and some wrestlers, including Al Snow and Head. He heads toward the stage area)
MOTORHEAD, in, as always, the great tradition that has become Motorhead singing entrance music for Triple H factions, blares over the speakers. It's the EXECUTIONERS theme. Ed Moorhouse, looking pissed off, but very dashing in a new suit, makes haste toward the ring, mic in hand.
01: LASKOWSKI! KOWAL! This is not happening tonight! We made our agreement! No appearing on each other's shows anymore until Iconicide! This is going TOO FAR! What do you want with me? Do you want a fight? Huh? Is that what you want? You brought The Paynes didn't you? Fine! Get out here! Get out here or I'll have security kick you out!
ICONS THEME HITS!!! But....it's playing...no one is coming out!
01: ADAM! ERICA! None of this horse sh*t! We agreed to the match! We agreed to the stipulation! Get the hell out here or get thrown out!
To Ed Moorhouse's amazement, neither Adam nor Erica make their way to the ring. After some time of Ed's spewing vulgarities and the Icons theme harrassing Ed, TONY SADOWSKI appears on the entrance ramp.
Ed stops dead in the ring, mouth wide open. Tony is making his way to the ring. The Aggression crowd is GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!
Tony goes to each turnbuckle as the crowd explodes each time he throws his fists up. Mean Mark is having a JR-like orgasm. The crowd is chanting Tony's name as he stands in the middle of the ring, directly across from the person he lived with in college. The person he built this empire with.
02: Ladies and gentlemen...WELCOME TO AGGRESSION!
(HUGE POP)
02: BROTHER!!
(Ed hasn't closed his mouth)
02: Well...aren't you going to give me an Iconic welcome?
01: Tony....this isn't right. Did they send you here?
02: Ed, this is totally under my own power. Tonight...you and I...we toss out any differences. We forget the others. We forget Steph, Shane and Melissa. No Executioners. No Paynes. No Horsemen. No Austin. Tonight...you and me.
01: You and me?
02: What do you say? Let's go game!
Ed, stunned, follows Tony out of the arena.
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(Commercial)
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MM: What in God's name just happened?
PH: I'll tell you what happened! Stephanie McMahon is in charge tonight...ALL BY HERSELF! What the hell got into Ed??
MM: Oh come on, Heyman...they're old friends!
The Iconotron shows Ed and Tony getting into the limo that pulled up behind Stephanie's. Triple H catches up to them.
H: What the f*ck are you doing?!
01: Triple H.....don't worry about it. Just....hold down the fort, okay?
[The limo drives off...]
[Al Snow appears behind H with Head]
A: See that, Head? Those two are brothers for life. Just like you and I.
HHH: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
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MATCH:
Lance Storm v. William Regal
Mean Mark recaps last week when Storm and Regal split for good. The match is a very good technical match that the crowd gets behind. However, Regal is distracted by Test, who has come down and is standing outside the ring. Storm rolls up Regal for the win. A confused Storm watches as Test walks back up the ramp, clapping.
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In Stephanie McMahon's office...
KA: Steph, how great is it that Ed Moorhouse is gone tonight? You are in complete control! That freakin' pain in the butt loser won't be throwing his weight around tonight!
S: Kurt, I appreciate your support and I always have, but shouldn't you be in the locker rooms getting ready for the main event tonight?
KA: Oh Stephanie don't you worry. I'll whip Hogan's butt all over this arena. There's one thing that I have that he doesn't anymore! And that's Integrity! And come to think of it...he doesn't have much Intelligence, either. But he sure as heck does have Intensity, that's true...
S: Kurt....
KA: Oh, right. Sorry Steph. [He leaves]
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(Commercial)
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MATCH:
Booker T v. Bad Ass Billy Gunn (w/Rikishi)
BG: Just to remind everyone here tonight...we are the greatest ASSets to this company. For some time, Rikishi and I have been the butt of a lot of jokes around here. However, that is going to change. We're here to compete and win and if anyone has any problem with that...you can kiss our ASSES!
BOOKER T's music hits, the match is under way. Decent match that favors Booker T the whole time. No real momentum change, except when Billy tries to hit his finisher, but it is reversed by Book who wins with his big scissors kick.
BT: (out of breath) Mr. Ass...Rikishi...I think it is you that will be kissing my ass! Which reminds me....The Book is NOT happy! I've been kissing ass lately, but I'm getting buried. I'm winning...but not being used or even taken seriously. If you want to be a giant in this business, you've got to beat the giants. So Brock Lesnar! At Iconicide...I want my shot at you and that U.S. Title! Until then...I'm all business. No flamboyant actons, no spin-a-roonies...none a dat. I come to work...I kick ass...and I become a champion!
(Book's music plays as he leaves the ring)
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Aggression's Backstage Babe Katelyn Hamm is with Triple H...
KH: Triple H...your boss and leader just took off tonight. Any thoughts?
H: Any thoughts? Yeah. I have a thought. GET LOST! (He takes the mic) This isn't about Ed Moorhouse. This isn't about the Icons. This is about me and my title. I'm the best in this business. I'm the greatest who ever lived. I've survived matches like this before...and I'll do it again....
KH: (Who dared to pull the mic back to her mouth...Triple H just stared...) Um...yes, but Triple H what do you think of the match Stephanie booked for next week?
H: Match?
KH: Well yeah...You, Rock and Hogan vs. Goldberg, Angle and Austin.
H: (Sneers, then walks away)
KH: (shrugs)
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(Commercial)
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MATCHES:
Goldberg v. Iron Man and Kevin Nash (Handicap)
The match is rather short. Golberg spears BOTH opponents AT ONCE into the far corner and COVERS THEM BOTH for the win. As he celebrates, Nash and Iron Man come to and proceed to beat Goldberg senseless. Referees come to break it up, but Nash and Iron Man chase them away. Nash and Iron Man have the last laugh.
Between matches, Mean Mark and Paul Heyman plug Iconicide's Aggression matches.
Brock Lesnar v. Scott Steiner
Another quick match. Lesnar makes quick work of Big Poppa Pump by F5ing him twice! Booker T runs out, but is greeted by Brock's big boot. Brock gets on the mic.
B: Booker T...you want my title? Come get it!
MEAN MARK: I guess that's a yes!
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(Commercial)
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Backstage, Rhyno is talking with Brock and laughing about the fact that Booker T wants a shot at the US Title. The camera pans out revealing Head...and Al Snow.
R: WHAT?!
A: Head wants to know if you want to be in his Hardcore Challenge.
R: Head wants to know?
A: Head wants to know.
(Rhyno turns to Brock...but CACTUS JACK is there instead, smiling at him. Rhyno jumps, the crowd laughs and pops.)
R: You're damn right I want to be in that tournament!
[POP!]
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MATCH:
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Ultimo Dragon (w/Rey Mysterio) v. Eddie Guerrero (w/Chavo)
Edge and Christian join Mean Mark and Paul Heyman for commentary. They say that they are going to retain because no one can lose to 4 filthy foreigners...that would be shameful. Mean Mark reminds Edge and Christian that they are Canadian, but Edge and Christian don't catch on and they beam with pride. The whole exchange is rather funny.
Aggression's Cruiserweight division is amazing. Dragon hasn't defended his title in a month. The match has sooo many amazing spots and high risk stuff the crowd is chanting and clapping. Eddie is knocked onto the floor...Chavo looks to cheat here, but Mysterio hits a sprinboard moonsault on him! Eddie back in the ring...sets up a frog splash...no one home! Dragon hits the Asai Moonsault and retains!
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In the back...Hogan is getting ready....Angle is getting ready....INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS NEXT!
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MATCH:
Kurt Angle (c) v. Hulk Hogan for the IC Title
Angle controls most of the match. Hogan is holding his own, but playing dirty and acting innocent in front of the ref. He is getting heat from the crowd. Later in the match...test of strength time and Hogan weakens Angle...Angle kicks Hogan's legs from under him...picks him up...big suplex and then wraps around him with a hold. Angle has Hogan in the sleeper for a while and the ref check's Hogan's arm....
ONE!!!!!
TWO!!!
THR----
Hogan regains consciousness and Angle takes some elbows to the gut and is pushed into a corner. Hogan Hulks up, but the crowd is booing him. He's taunting Angle. Angle goes for some offense, but is punches are blocked. Hogan off the ropes...knocks Angle to the mat...BIG LEG DROP...
Hogan covers....1.....2....KICK OUT! [BIG POP]
Hogan can't believe it. Angle with momentum...ducks a punch and...ANGLE SLAM! Kurt throws down is straps!
KA: WOOOOOOO!
Angle goes for the Ankle Lock....HOGAN TAPS!
ANNC: Your winner and still INTERCONTENTAL CHAMPION...KURT ANGLE!
As Angle celebrates, The Rock runs down to the ring and beats Angle into the ropes. Hogan is up and the DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Angle!
Crowd goes nuts as STONE COLD runs out and starts to beat on Hogan. Angle is up...ANGLE SLAM ON ROCK! STUNNER ON HOGAN!
Stone Cold motions for beer and he and Angle drink with Austin's music in the background. The faces celebrate as Aggression goes off the air!
