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[A video kicks off tonight's Aggression - Just 3 days until Iconicide! The video shows the build up to Iconicide's main event, a 6-Man Elimination Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship!

 

The video shows Triple H's title reign and his constant provoking of Goldberg. It shows The Rock and Kurt Angle feud, one that has been going on since Angle came over from the then-Revolution brand, and The Rock's return to Aggression 3 weeks ago. Finally, the video shows the screw job that Ed Moorhouse put on Steve Austin, their impending rivalry, and Hulk Hogan's heel turn as a hired assassin of Ed Moorhouse to take out Austin.

 

Finally, the video comes to its end with a shot of Triple H and the World Heavyweight Title Belt, on the ring apron, spewing water at the crowd, and growling menacingly, with these words from Mean Mark Clemson...

 

MM: SIX MEN WILL GO INTO ICONICIDE...WILL ENTER THAT CELL...AND ONE BY ONE, THEY WILL BE ELIMINATED UNTIL A CHAMPION IS CROWNED! THAT VILE STEEL STRUCTURE HAS MADE AND BROKEN CAREERS BUT NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING HAS IT HAD THE CHANCE TO TAKE THE CAREERS AND THE LIVES OF SIX MEN AT ONCE! WILL ANYONE SURVIVE? ICONICIDE IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!

 

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A limo pulls up to the arena and out steps KURT ANGLE.

 

Already inside, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is heading to the locker room.

 

On another side of the building, GOLDBERG is entering with wrestling gear in hand.

 

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[AGGRESSION INTRO, PYRO, FIREWORKS! HOT CROWD TONIGHT! AND....]

 

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT??...........

 

Al Snow, Cactus Jack and Head are here to kick off Aggression tonight. Mean Mark Clemson and Paul Heyman plug Head's Hardcore Invitational...an 8-Man Time Limit Match for the un-retiring of the Hardcore Title. Cactus Jack has a mic...

 

CJ: I think that with all do respect to people like Rhyno, The Sandman, New Jack and the APA...the two...(Snow gives Foley a look)...er....the three people in this very ring right now are the most hardcore sons of bitches that ever lived.

 

[POP!]

 

CJ: But Al...I must ask...and I know that everyone here is wondering...there are only seven people in the match on Sunday. Who is the eighth?

 

A: Cactus....you know very well who the eighth and final competitor is!

 

CJ: Well, no, Al...I mean, we had some people drop out recently due to contractual differences and whatnot....

 

A: Mick.......

 

(Snow motions to Head, who has been placed in the corner of the ring)

 

CJ: (Confused)....Now Al, I know that its his Invitational and all, but...

 

A: Mick, HEAD IS THE MOST HARDCORE OF ANY OF US! AND.....He's the eighth man!

 

[THE APA's (yes, the APA -- another gimmick change) MUSIC HITS. Bradshaw and Faarooq run down to the ring and this hardore rules tag match is under way!

 

 

Carnage everywhere. Bradshaw is fighting Snow outside of the ring. Cactus has Faarooq inside. Snow slams Bradshaw into the steel stairs and lifts up the ring apron and starts chucking stuff into the ring...a chair, a lead pipe, a few two-by-fours, some barbed wire, a tire iron, a whip, some chains and finally...an object that Snow keeps for himself...a sledgehammer.

 

Bradshaw is up...takes the sledgehammer to the gut and is chucked into the stairs in the other corner. Snow gets on top of him and punches at Bradshaw's face furiously. Snow then takes handcuffs out of his tights and CUFFS BRADSHAW TO THE RINGPOST! Snow takes the sledgehammer and slams it into the gut and the face of Bradshaw, who is now a bloddy mess. He then spots Head in the corner of the ring. He grabs Head and goes back to Bradshaw and MASHES HEAD INTO BRADSHAW'S FACE!

 

While Snow has been disembowling Bradshaw...Faarooq and Cactus are doing vicious battle in the ring. Faarooq is dishing out some nasty blows to the body of Cactus with a lead pipe, but Cactus recovers and hits Faarooq with a SITDOWN PILEDRIVER! Faarooq sits up, but is SMASHED IN THE HEAD by a steel chair. With Bradshaw out of the way, Snow and Cactus double team Faarooq with the CONCHAIRTO...Cactus (BANG BANG!) covers...1...2...3! 

 

 

Backstage Babe Katelyn Hamm is outside of Hulk Hogan's dressing room waiting for an interview......

 

Right after this!

 

(Commercial)

 

 

 

KH: Hulkster, can I get a word?....Hulk Hogan...why did you do what you did to Austin? Why align yourself with Ed Moorhouse?

 

H: You know someting, K-Hamm...You see, every night Hulk Hogan comes out, does his little Hulking up bit, makes the fans happy, does the job to some up and comer, and goes home. Where is the glory in that? Where is the glory in coming out here and giving the fans what they want when all I do is lose? Hmm? Well let Hulk Hogan let you in on a little secret...

 

There is no glory in that.

 

The fans...they want to get their cheap thrills. They want Cactus Jack to go out and say Bang Bang. They want to chant a**hole at Ed Moorhouse and Triple H. They want Booker T to do a spin-a-roonie. They want to smell what the Rock is cookin' and they want me to eat my vitamins and say my prayers. Well I'm not giving in to them. They haven't given anything to me as of late. You see, my good friend Mr. America, who is watching from home after taking that horrible bump on Explosion, has told me that the fans don't care about you...they just want a cheap pop and then go home. I'm not here to Hulk up, job, and go home. I want to get ahead. And to get ahead you have to know the right people. You have to lie and cheat and play dirty...and the fans...they never give anything back....they don't deserve the cheap pop. And at Iconicide...I'm going to do two things. First, I'm going to rip Austin to shreds...then...I'm taking Triple H's title.

 

 

 

Great match as always with tons of high flying action. We'll cut to the chase...

 

Mysterio (who is without Dragon because Dragon has a match later) hits a West Coast Pop on Chavo. The crowd wants the high risk maneuver, so Mysterio pumps them up and stands atop the top rope.

 

EDDIE GUERRERO, who was in the back, runs out and pulls a leg out from under Mysterio, who catches the rope between the legs.

 

Chavo climbs up the rope...Superplexes Mysterio off the top and then distracts the ref by pulling out a chair! Meanwhile, Eddie hits a frogsplash and high tails it...Chavo puts down the chair, covers Rey for the pinfall, and the Guerreros cheat to victory.

 

 

(Commercial)

 

 

EDGE is out first and has a mic...

 

E: (crowd booing) That is no way to treat one half of the World Tag Team Champions! You people should be ashamed! Now...Christian is not here tonight...(pop)...However, I think that he would share my opinion that you people totally stink! I mean...come on! You boo A CHAMPION? I mean...I am one half of a tag team that has held these belts for quite some time! And let me tell you something right now. Come Sunday, Christian and I will still be your beloved Champions because....

 

ULTIMO DRAGON's music cuts off Edge...

 

D: Edge...please allow these people to CHEER for a REAL CHAMPION (Dragon flashes his Cruiserweight Title to the crowd as they pop for him big time.)

 

Edge, however, runs up the ramp and attacks Dragon and the match begins outside the ring...

 

Dragon beats Edge with an Asai Moonsault.

 

 

BACKSTAGE...in the Executioners' dressing room...

 

01: (Talking to Nash and Iron Man) Boys...I thought it would be a good idea that you got some practice for Sunday by having a match tonight.

 

IM: MATCH? Are you crazy? Last week you are off gaming and this week you want us to have a match?

 

KN: What the hell did you do that for?

 

01: Cool down, cool down. Tonight...you can squash THE PAYNES!

 

(HUGE POP)

 

KN: You are F*CKING INSANE! YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE TONIGHT!????!?!?!?

 

01: Nash, get your gear on and meet me in the ring.

 

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(Commercial)

 

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MOTORHEAD blares over the speakers and Ed Moorhouse, Nash and Iron Man head to the ring.

 

[Crowd booing big time]

 

01: SHUT UP!.....Now....as I said, tonight it will be The Executioners here against Lucifer and Daymion Payne, and Adam Laskowski. There is a very special stipulation. Tonight...if you two fail to win, you will not have me in your corner on Sunday.

 

IM: This is absurd! What is YOUR PROBLEM!? You've spent too much time day dreaming about that slut Erica and that has-been Tony has put these absurd ideas into your head! We won't wrestle tonight!

 

01: Iron Man...you WILL WRESTLE...THE PAYNES!

 

[THE PAYNES music hits and the crowd pops HUGE! However, to evryone's surprise two MIDGETS are coming out to the ring dressed as the Paynes. Quick to follow is another Midget...who is dressed in black and blue with "03" on the back of his shirt. The Executioners are laughing histerically!]

 

01: My Adam...I always knew you didn't measure up! Ring the bell!

 

01: [Doing play-by-play in the ring] Oh and it's Lucifer Payne with some early offense as he kicks Kevin Nash in the leg. Oh, but oh no.......there is Daymion smacking Iron Man in the knee to no avail. Iron Man...ha ha! ha! Iron Man has picked up Daymion by the shorts! ha ha ha ha! And is....mocking him as he holds him at arm's length...Daymion writhing and squirming. Oh god...and here is Adam coming after me! Don't hurt me, 03, please, I'm beggin' you! Look out Nash, I think that one is starting to like you. He never saw a Big Daddy Cool before. The closest he got to measuring up was when Daymion over there sat on his shoulders.

 

[Nash and Iron Man chase the midgets out of the ring, still crying with laughter]

 

01: Now......I hope you are watching Laskowski. Because at Iconicide the Executioners are taking over...and we'll have you in the hospital for months. Get ready Adam. Get ready to feel pain you've never experienced before in your life!

 

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(Commercial)

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K: Brock...what do you think of Booker T's proposal to you last week?

 

BL: The Book has the audacity to call me out and say he wants my U.S. Title? He's an idiot. He must be on drugs. I have one thing to say to you Book...F5...F5...F5...and you won't be able to sleep at night thinking about it. You want my title? You'll earn it. 2 out of 3 Falls. May the best man win.

 

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