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[Aggression Intro]
[Fireworks galore and a hot crowd tonight...Aggression is LIVE!]
MEAN MARK: Ladies and gentleman we are just days removed from quite possibly the greatest Pay Per View event of all time! I am Mean Mark Clemson and along side me is my colleague, Paul Heyman. On Sunday Triple H retained his World Heavyweight Championship and he is in the building tonight!
PAUL: He's unstoppable, Mark. He can't be beaten. But do you know what's even better?
MM: What?
PH: The fact that Stone Cold Steve Austin is finally broken in half! He's battered, beaten and he's out of commission!
MM: Well you are right, Paul. Unfortunately Stone Cold Steve Austin, despite trying to fight for his life at the end of the match on Sunday, has sustained broken ribs, a concusion and a separated shoulder from his fall off of the hell in a cell. We wish him the best!
PH: The best? He deserves what he got. It was the highlight of my night, especially after what happened to Ed Moorhouse. Tragedy, really.
MM: He got what he deserved! That lousy sack of crap!
PH: Do you always talk to your boss that way?
MM: Please. Melissa Johnson is my boss. Stephanie McMahon is my boss. Not that sorry excuse for a human being and an Icon. But that's besides the point, Paul. We're going to have a great show tonight because we are live from ELIZABETHTOWN, PA!
[THE ROCK'S MUSIC HITS. He is electrifying. He's wearing all black leather and his trademark sunglasses. He poses at the top of the entrance ramp as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. More love than heat, despite the fact that he is a heel, but probably all out of respect for this amazing superstar.
His slow march to the ring ends with a pose on the top rope. His music fades out. He has a mic.......]
R: FINALLY.....THE ROCK.....HAS COME BACK.....TO....EEEEE-LIZZZ-ABETH-TOWN!
[Enormous pop!]
R: That's okay...that's okay...you people can pop for The Rock. After all, he is the People's Champion. The Rock likes this place. The Rock likes coming back to Elizabethtown!
[Pop!]
R: The Rock knows that so many good people come from here. Let The Rock name a few. Let's see there's......well, no not that toothless hick. Well, then there's.....well, no, no that sister humping freak doesn't count....but The Rock knows that....well, nope...The Rock thinks he's a straight up jabroni. Well you know, when The Rock thinks about it...there is absolutely nothing good about this back woods, hillbilly piece of crap town!
[BOOOO!]
R: Go ahead. Boo The Rock all you want. About five minutes ago, The Rock was the best damn thing to come to this town. But that's fine, you can boo The Rock. Boo him. Cheer for him. It doesn't matter if you like The Rock or not. But The Rock knows one thing. The Rock knows that AAAALLLLLLL of you people humiliated The Rock last Sunday. The Rock knows that during the World Heavyweight Championship match, all of you people laughed at The Rock. You all know what I'm talking about. You jabronies in the back....roll the tape.
[Up on the Iconotron, a video shows footage from the World Heavyweight Championship at Iconicide. It shows The Rock's exchange with Kurt Angle, and then Rocky tapping out to Kurt's ankle lock to be eliminated from the match.]
[The crowd pops when they see this]
R: Oh yeah yeah...Go ahead. Cheer The Rock tapping out. Cheer all you want. But The Rock says this. The Rock says that he NEVER taps out. The Rock didn't tap out on Sunday. It was all just a misunderstanding. Which brings me to...Kurt Angle. Since he came onto this brand, Kurt Angle has been all up in The Rock's business. The Rock gets screwed by Stephanie McMahon. The Rock loses the Intercontinental Championship to Angle and The Rock continues to get bested by Kurt Angle. Well The Rock is sick of it. The Rock will have no part of Kurt Angle anymore. The Rock says....Kurt Angle....get your candyass out here right now so The Rock doesn't have to reach when he slaps the taste out of your mouth!
[KURT ANGLE'S MUSIC HITS. The crowd is defeaning. Angle is at the top of the entrance ramp with a mic.]
K: Rock, what the heck do you mean you didn't tap? I saw it. Everyone else in the ring saw it. The referee saw it. The people saw it. You good fellas in the back...roll the tape again.
[Once again, The Rock, obviously tapping out, is shown on the Iconotron]
K: Well Rock, it looks as if you are a BIG FREAKIN' LIAR! You tapped! Oh it's true!
R: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! The Rock knows that he didn't tap and if The Rock says he didn't tap then The Rock didn't tap!
K: Well if you didn't tap...then what do you call this?...
(Angle lies on the ground on this stomach, kicking his feet and tapping out.)
K: OWWW! OWWW! I'M THE ROCK! THE ROCK SAYS HE TAPS! OWWW! I'M A PIE EATIN' JABRONI OH IT'S TRUE! OWWWWW!
[Crowd is rolling with laughter]
K: How do you explain that, Rock?
R: Ohhh. So now you want to mock The Rock. You think your funny up there with your little Rock impression. Well let The Rock tell you something, Kurt Angle. The Rock doesn't tap...and The Rock wants one thing...The Rock wants that Intercontinental Title that is around your waist! So what do you say, Kurt? Let The Rock bring the whoopin' and kick your candy ass all over Elizabethtown!
K: Oh no, Rocky it won't be that easy. You want this title? You have to prove that you are a worthy competitor. Next week on Aggression, if you can beat me...you get a shot at my title at the next Aggression-only Pay Per View event...
ICW Aggression: REDEMPTION!
R: You want The Rock next week? You got The Rock next week! And let The Rock say this....The Rock will be redeemed from Sunday...at the expense of KURT ANGLE!
K: Fine...but know this Rock...next week...the match will be a SUBMISSION MATCH! And if you tap....no title shot!
R: THE ROCK SAYS.......JUST BRING IT!....IF YOU SMELLLLLALALALALALA.....
[Kurt Angle rushes the ring and hits The Rock with the IC Title belt. ANGLE SLAM...INTO AN ANKLE LOCK! The Rock is screaming in pain and....HE TAPS!]
MM: THE ROCK IS TAPPING OUT! IF THE ROCK DOES THIS NEXT WEEK, HE WON'T GET A TITLE SHOT AT REDEMPTION! KURT ANGLE HAS MADE THE ROCK TAP TWICE IN FOUR DAYS!
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Commerical:
Starting next week...The Spider-man and Stripperella cartoons will be airing immediately following Aggression!
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Test v. William Regal
Mean Mark starts talking about how Test has been helping Lance Storm win the last couple of weeks. Storm was surprised at first, but now is starting to appreciate Test being in his corner.
The match is short, but Regal carries it of course, being the better wrestler. The crowd is actually behind Regal. Regal has Test in a submission hold...but Storm runs down to the ring and distracts the ref. Test gets to the ropes and then hits Regal with a low blow. Test covers just as the ref looks back...three-count....match over.
Test and Storm shake hands in the ring. What kind of relationship do these two men have?!
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Backstage:
Ed Moorhouse is shown with Kevin Nash and Iron Man in the Executioners' suite. Ed has a black eye and his arm is in a sling.
01: Listen, we're all just going to put what happened on Sunday behind us. But you both listen to me. What did happen Sunday was an embarassment. There was no excuse for it. We had them beat. The two of you are monsters. Right now, Aggression is at the advantage. We can go in for the kill while Adam is getting his ass handed to him by Tony. Which brings me to my next point. If anyone on this brand has so much as the slightest feeling of leaving me for Tony's show...they'll have to answer to me...and the two of you....but that's not going to happen. Right now...Sunday is behind us. I'll get to Adam one of these days. But not today or not anytime soon. I'll let him dangle like a worm on a hook over Tony's fish. Aggression is like a locomotive. We're a freight train running over anything and everything. And that's what you two are. And to make up for Sunday, you two are going to tear apart Rhyno...in a handicap match....next!
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Commercial
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Handicap Match:
Kevin Nash and Iron Man v. Rhyno
MOTORHEAD blares over the speakers. They are a badass band. They sing badass themes. And The Executioners' theme is one of them.
Kevin Nash and Iron Man are out...with Icon 01, Ed Moorhouse. The three take a while to enter the ring and Mean Mark takes the time to promote ICW Aggression: Redepmtion, brought to you by XBOX.
Ed Moorhouse has a mic in his sling-free arm...
01: In case you all forgot...the two men I am with in this ring are monsters. They are locomotives. They are beasts. And for anyone who thinks otherwise....
(RHYNO'S MUSIC cuts him off)
R: You wanna know what a beast is?! Well maybe you don't know me! I'm the MAN BEAST!
(Rhyno storms the ring, the bell rings and the match begins)
R goes back and forth throwing punches at both IM and KN...R finally knocks IM on his ass then turns but catches a Nash fist to the face. Rhyno goes down hard, but pops right back up and GORE! RIGHT THROUGH THE SPLEEN OF NASH!
R goes to cover, but IM is up and R gets only a one count. Rhyno and Iron Man battle into a corner and slug it out. Some pretty good power moves and exchanges while Nash is out cold. However, Nash begins to stir and any advantage Rhyno might have had is over.
The double team begins and Rhyno is getting a huge ass-whoopin'. Ed Moorhouse is on the side talking a lot of trash.
Soon, Rhyno can no longer fight them off and a big double team power bomb lays Rhyno out. Iron Man covers for the pin and the win.
After the match, 01 is in the ring. Nash and Iron Man get Rhyno up and hold his arms back. Ed takes his one good arm and slaps Rhyno right across the face!
However, the beating does not carry on. THE APA RUN OUT TO THE RING TO COME TO RHYNO'S AID! The Executioners scatter and laugh on their way up the ramp. Bradshaw and Faarooq help Rhyno to his feet and glare back at the Executioners.
Backstage segment:
Backstage Babe Katelyn Hamm is with Goldberg.
KH: Goldberg, you barely survived the six man Hell in a Cell on Sunday. Do you think Triple H can be beaten?
G: Beaten? BEATEN? Triple H....IS NEXT! He's not going to be beaten...he's going to be eaten alive! Listen to me Hunter. Sunday was lucky. Tonight...I'm calling you out. Me and you in that ring for that title!
(Goldberg storms off)
MEAN MARK: GOLDBERG WANTS TRIPLE H TONIGHT!
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Commercial
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Backstage segment:
Back in the Executioners' suite...
H: NO! HE DID NOT JUST CALL ME OUT! HE WANTS THE GAME?! HE'S GOT THE GAME! TONIGHT!
01: Are you sure you want to---
H: Listen to me, Big Daddy...no one calls out Hunter Hearst Helmsley. No one. I'm gonna rip him apart and he'll be out...just like Austin is.
01: Hunter...THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! He can't come near your title! You are The Game! The unbeatable NO---
(Triple H raises an eyebrow)
01: NO---ONE.....can beat....you....
H: Your damn right, Ed. And tonight...Goldberg is NEXT!
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Cruiserweight Championship:
Ultimo Dragon (c) v. Chavo Guerrero
Ultimo Dragon is out first to a HUGE POP! He is very well decorated, as he holds both the Cruiserweight Championship and a World Tag Team belt. He is with the other half of his tag team champions, Rey Mysterio, Jr.
Chavo is quick to follow. He is with Eddie Guerrero. Mean Mark says that Chavo wanted this match, and it was booked just minutes ago by Stephanie McMahon.
Great match. Dragon is explosive and dynamic. Eddie tries to interfere, but that is snuffed out by Mysterio. Dragon hits an Asai Moonsault and covers for the win. Dragon retains!
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Backstage Interview:
Katelyn Hamm is with Hulk Hogan.
KH: Hulkster, a lot of people are criticizing you for aligning yourself with Ed Moorhouse as a hired assassin to take out Steve Austin. Now that he is out for some time, what can you say for yourself about delivering that big boot to Austin's face, making him fall off of the Cell and through the Spanish announce table?
H: Well you know something, K-Hamm....it's about time someone did that to Austin. Austin got what he deserved. Austin is nothing but a piece of trailer park trash. Austin, if you are watching at home...I hope you never come back....because there will always be Hulk Hogan...and there will always be Ed Moorhouse to stomp a mudhole in you, as you would say...DUDE!
KH: Hogan, are you going to be used for any other hits on anyone else?
H: What kind of question is that? Listen, I'm here for the Big Daddy in any capacity he wants. I'm kind of his silent Executioner. I live and die by what he says and if he wants someone gone, I'm his guy.
KH: Thanks, Hulk.
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Backstage Confrontation:
Eddie and Chavo are walking back to the locker room following the Cruiserweight Title match. They run into Edge and Christian.
EDGE: Way to totally blow it out there, fellas.
CHRISTIAN: Yeah, you guys reek...and not of awesomeness. You guys just plain suck!
EDDIE: Look, man. You don't want to do this tonight. You better back off my white brother.
EDGE: Whoa. Como say what-oh?
CHRISTIAN: This latino did NOT just tell us to take a hike.
EDDIE: Yo, man...you want to keep talking, eh? Well houw about this. Next week, Los Guerreros takes on you and him for the #1 Contender to the Tag Titles. Comprende?
EDGE: Yeah, dude, we comprende. Do you comprende this?.....
(Edge socks Eddie over the head and the four fight backstage. Security and referees rush to break it up...)
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Commercial
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#1 Contender for the United States Championship
Booker T v. The Sandman
Booker T comes out and cuts a promo on how Brock Lesnar beat his ass at Iconicide. Brock beat him up pretty good, but he'll get REDEEMED starting tonight. Until then...no spin-a-roonies...no nothing. The Book is all business until he gets a title.
The Sandman is out and the match begins. Pretty good match. The crowd gets behind The Sandman since Booker T isn't playing fan favorite anymore. Match switches momentum a few times, but Booker T manages to get the upper hand, hit his finisher, and cover Sandman for the three count. Booker T gets Brock Lesnar at Redemption!
Booker T celebrates and goes for the spin-a-roonie, but once again remembers that he's not going to play favorites until he gets his title. He stops and, as the crowd boos, leaves the arena.
Just as the Book gets to the top of the ramp, BROCK LESNAR is on his way out. The crowd pops HUGE for the US Champ. Book slowly walks backwards down the ramp, but trips. Brock grabs him, throws him in the ring...and...F5!
Brock mocks Book by pointing at his title and leaves to a chorus of cheers...and his music.
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Backstage...
Newly crowned Hardcore Champion Al Snow is with his new buddy, Steven Richards and, of course, Head. Cactus Jack is walking by...
CJ: Hey Al...just to let you know...I'm assuming that what Steven did on Sunday to me...screwing me out of that title so you could get it...was just all in competitive spirit. However, I don't appreciate it and I'm sure you'll give me a shot at that baby if you beat Batista tonight.
(Snow and Richards look at each other, then look at Foley. Without any warning, Foley is attacked and beaten down by the two hardcore heels....)
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Commercial
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Hardcore Championship:
Al Snow (c) (w/ Head and Steven Richards) v. Batista
Triple H is getting ready!
Goldberg is getting ready!
ICW-A World Heavyweight Title is NEXT!!!!!
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Commercial
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Aggression World Heavyweight Championship:
Triple H (c) v. Goldberg
[A stage hand knocks on Goldberg's dressing room door..."It's time!"]
[Goldberg emerges and begins his trek to the ring...a few moments later he arrives in the entrance way and steps through a wall of sparks, then emerges....snarling and growling. The crowd is HOT.]
[A graphic comes up on the screen over a wide shot of the arena while Goldberg bounces off the ropes in the ring. The graphic has the ICW-A logo and says "World Heavyweight Championship]
[IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME......Triple H is in the entrance way with Ed Moorhouse. As they walk to the ring, Mean Mark Clemson has commentary...]
MM: Just four days ago, Triple H and Goldberg went to hell and back in the Hell in a Cell match with four other men for that title. Tonight...with whatever these two men have left...you can expect them to fight to the death!
The bell rings and the match is under way...
H and G size each other up. They dance around each other and lock up a few times, each time manuvering for position, but each time one or the other pushing his opponent away. The crowd is chanting Goldberg's name and Ed Moorhouse is on the outside, yelling at and motivating Triple H.
They lock again. This time, H pushes G into a corner and chops him across the chest viciously, 3 times, and then whips him into the far turnbuckle.
H charges G, but is met by G's boot to the face. H staggers backward and G capitalizes, hitting a bulldog.
H is up quickly though and locks up again, twisting G into a headlock and wringing his neck.
G throws some elbows to H's gut and releases, bounces off the rope, and clotheslines H. He raises a fist to the crowd and drops a leg on the champ. The crowd is hot with support for Goldberg.
H gets to his feet...the two exchange power moves and the match changes momentum a few times. Big Daddy even tries to play dirty, but the ref has no part of it and neither does Goldberg. The match continues as 01 quiets down and leaves it to HHH.
More of the same...we approach 10:00 pm on this Thursday night, and business starts to pick up....
Goldberg whips H into the corner and climb up to the middle rope...
1..2...3...4...5...6...7..8..9..10! Ten punches to the head of HHH, who staggers and falls flat on his face. Goldberg cries out and points upward. 01 is screaming and pounding on the mat for H to get up. G grabs H by the hair and lifts him up. He sets him up and delivers....JACKNIFE POWER BOMB!
With a growl and a snarl...Goldberg covers...1.....2.....KICK OUT!
The Game will not go down! He gets up, is swung into the ropes, and throws a shoulder into Goldberg on his way back...Goldberg is down and H gets on top and punches away.
H now...TO THE TOP ROPE AND A FLYING FIST TO THE HEAD!
H and G are laid out. H gets up...sets up GOLDBERG FOR A PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE TO GOLDBERG! H TO COVER....1....2.......
KICK OUT!!
HHH and 01 can't believe it! The crowd is going nuts!
Goldberg gets to his feet...neckbreaker on HHH!
H slowly getting up, his back turned to Goldberg!! He turns....SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
GOLDBERG IS ABOUT TO BECOME YOUR NEW CHAMPION! GOLDBERG COVERS...
BUT...
THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!1111!!!!!
The crowd gasps. Mark Clemson has no idea what is going on.
After a few seconds, the lights come back on.
Triple H and Goldberg are both laid out, a bloody mess.
The referee is laying face down on the mat.
Ed Moorhouse is laying on his back outside the ring.
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME JUST HAPPENED?!
